Showing posts with label The Wizard's Cauldron. Show all posts
Showing posts with label The Wizard's Cauldron. Show all posts

Sunday, 9 February 2014

Maestros of Modern Romance


These are the...

Maestros of Modern Romance


A couple of years ago, I started an Interview Blog. 




Classic eighties salsa-dance with
"Modern Romance" on BBC's once-compulsive, now-ridiculed,
Top Of The Pops

It wasn't intended to be an interview blog and I have no idea how it transformed into one, but it worked.  

Published each Wednesday, The Wizard's Cauldron showcases Independent, Imprint, E-pub and Small Press talent. 

Each month, more and more people read the Cauldron's interviews.We are up to 77 chats and sometime in July, we will publish our Centenary edition. I am going to invite someone very special for that one. 

Post-Christmas Chickliterati

This past month has been a good one. Following the Matt Posner interviews, we've been concentrating on chicklit and romance - again, how that happened is another head scratcher inspired by the social networks of which we all form a node. 

But it's been great fun and as a tribute (and an ongoing series), this Catalogue Post summarises what we've been doing and a little of what we are going to do in the future. These ladies cover all aspects of romance, from historical, through paranormal, to High Heels on the High Street. Romance readers will love their work.

Support Your Local Independent Writer

Remember: Each time you buy a book by a rich and famous author for a dollar/quid at Wal-Mart/ASDA, you stop fiction moving forward. 

They don't need the money. We do.  There are some superb writers interviewed who need the exposure and the sales they deserve. Here are just a few of them.

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Katie Oliver


Katie Oliver



Loads of 4* and 5* reviews - Katie can turn a decent phrase and
keeps even chicklit-deniers interested with her occasional killer lines.







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Mary Ann Bernal


New York's Mary Ann Bernal

History brought to life by a love that cannot
be extinguished by the passage of time -  brilliant Mary Ann Bernal supplies crystal clear writing to the masses
and her tome is already gaining 5* plaudits around the world.

Buy Timeline HERE US

Buy Timeline HERE UK

Mary Ann's TIMELINE spotlighted on excellent Spotlight Blog HERE

Mary Ann Speaks About Her Life and Work on the Writers Show Podcast HERE

Mary Ann's Appearance Around The Wizard's Cauldron HERE

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Rebecca Raisin

Rebecca Raisin

Tons of 4 and 5 star reviews for this bittersweet romance and cake classic.
"So bittersweet, manic romance fans
have been known to devour it
right there in the bookshop as if it was, in fact, a giant gingerbread man!"

Buy Christmas At The Gingerbread Cafe HERE US

Buy Christmas At The Gingerbread Cafe HERE UK


"Lil, the owner of the café has had some struggles in the past, and is doing everything she can to stay afloat. CeeCee her bubbly friend and only employee, helps Lil at the café and dispenses advice, she’s a tell-it-like-it-is southern woman. Cue the new guy in town. Damon, nice guy, and hot to boot, who opens up a shop across the road selling similar things to the Gingerbread Café. And so the competition begins…" 

Rebecca Raisin's Appearance Around The Wizard's Cauldron


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Susan Buchanan


Susan Buchanan



More five star reviews than you'll witness for the average romance classic. Go on, have a look.
An effervescent read for fans of well written chicklit and high tempo romance. BIG seller! 
Buy The Dating Game HERE US



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Gladys Quintal


Gladys Quintal


The long running four book Dream Series began here: Romance with a distinct paranormal edge, garnering tons of .
plaudits and praise from a passionate following of readers in America.  The bandwagon shows no sign of stopping.

Buy The Man Of My Dreams HERE US



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Popular chicklit and romance writers confirmed and coming soon to The Wizard's Cauldron

The ever popular and extremely well reviewed Terry Tyler
The shrewd pundit's Tip for the Top: Georgia-style
romance with Tracie Bannister

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The Wizard's Cauldron.
Staff members




Mark Barry - Writer, Publisher, Editor. Habitual criminal



Igor - plotter, cheerleader and Cauldron Maker



Zoltan - pet, copy editor and vampyrous Hound of Dracula

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PS: By the way, grammar-Nazis, I am aware that the noun "Maestro" is a traditionally masculine adjunct, but it's that waitress, actress, stewardess thing.  Do we need the split any more? It looks good too!





Saturday, 9 March 2013

Ninety Nine

All the Green Wizard e-books on KINDLE, IPAD  and your laptop KINDLE software, are now, for a limited time only...





!!!!!!!!!99p!!!!!!!!!

and

!!!!!!99c!!!!!!


Carla 
Kid Atomic
The Ritual
Hollywood Shakedown
Ultra Violence
The Illustrated Woman


UK Link

US Link



Download the Mini-Green Wizard catalogue or the Independent Paperback Gift Shop Catalogue - to your right for more information. 
Sample chapters of each coming up in the next few days.


Tuesday, 8 January 2013

The Ritual Redux

Amazon Review by Mary Quallo

Incredible! Step aside Anne Rice, Mark Barry describes places and events like you only wish you could. A nail biter, on the edge of your seat, page turner if I've evIncredible! Step aside Anne Rice, Mark Barry describes places and events like you only wish you could. A nail biter, on the edge of your seat, page turner if I've ever read one. I am usually pretty good at figuring out who, what, when and where, but I was surprised time and time again. Incredibly erotic! Gruesome! Perverted, twisted and sick! Exactly as it should be! It makes no sense that this is not on the best seller list! Not a slow point in it anywhere.er read one. I am usually pretty good at figuring out who, what, when and where, but I was surprised time and time again. Incredibly erotic! Gruesome! Perverted, twisted and sick! Exactly as it should be! It makes no sense that this is not on the best seller list! Not a slow point in it anywhere.

Amazon Review by K-Trina Meador

This is the fifth book (of six at present time) that I have read by Author Mark Barry and rarely have I read an author who can write consistently engaging, and well constructed conceptually stories as he does.I don't usually read horrors but knowing the style and quality of this author's writing, I gave it a try and was not disappointed. From the first page I was hooked. The details in this story left me in awe and I finished the book in one sitting. The main characters were portrayed with depth and accuracy. In addition, the cover captured my visual attention as did the graphic descriptions.Read this book. You will find you will want to read his other five books too.


Amazon Review by Mary Ann Bernal

The Ritual is an interesting take on a satanic theme whereby the devil returns to earth and claims a human bride.  The story begins when Phillippa and her daughter Jennifer travel from the US to Wheatley Fields, England, so that Phillippa could be near her brother, Damon, in his darkest hour.  Mother and daughter are seen at the airport, quite by chance, by a member of a religious cult who believes Phillippa resembles the woman that had been instrumental in establishing the Church’s formation in the last century, and plans are quickly put into place to prepare for the sacrificial rites, and the return of Satan to rule the world.  Mr. Barry’s story captivates the reader with its twists and turns - a page turner that builds up to a suspenseful crescendo, which culminates in an unexpected ending.  An excellent horror story that will cause nightmares, if one is not into horror and the occult.

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Sales:

US: Buy The Ritual Here (paperback and e-book)

$9.99 Paperback

$3.19 e-book

UK: Buy The Ritual Paperback and E-book here.

£6.50 Paperback

£1.93 e-book


Below is  the original essay written to accompany the mass Ritual giveaway at Ngaire Victoria Elder's Cecilia Spark website.

http://www.ceciliaspark.com/

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Cover design by
Dark Dawn Creations
The Ritual

The Ritual, at 130,000 words, is Green Wizard’s longest piece of continuous work. It is horror, but like all Green Wizard books, it is written with a difference.

But first, a digression.

In 1982, at eighteen, as a student, I started work on a horror novel based on the magnificent cover of the first Black Sabbath album. 


I bought a secondhand typewriter and wrote most of it in a bedsit, where I lived with my then girlfriend, Julie.  (The rent was eleven pounds a week and it didn't change for three years). 

I wrote it in a huge bay window and I wrote most of it with the curtains open as I watched the people of Plymouth walk and drive by. 

Proper work


Writing with a typewriter is proper work. You have to really push the keys and you can’t write 2.5 k per day without causing serious repetitive strain injury before long. That’s why many of the books in the decade after the typewriter were much shorter and faster. Health reasons. You had to replace the ribbons (which was quite an expensive exercise ) and there was just the one choice of font. You crossed out mistakes and then, when you’d finished, you went back and rewrote the manuscript, eliminating the mistakes. 




If you wanted a copy for yourself, you inlaid the sheet of paper on which you were writing with royal blue carbon paper. 

After a while, you got used to it and some of the original manuscripts are works of art. The ones that survive from the golden era of writing in the fifties are worth money – the basis of my book “Hollywood Shakedown”. 

Writing on a word processor is fantastic – and, as I wrote the other other day – has democratised writing and created an explosion of creative talent  and desire the world over. But writing a complete manuscript on a typewriter it something else. 

(Any of you do it? I’m toying with the idea of doing so for Christmas to see what it’s like, whether I'm remembering something through rose tinted spectacles).

This is what my books are like, btw. Massive digressions.

A setback

So I wrote the manuscript and handed it to my friend Phil Hill to read. Excitedly, I awaited his response.

“I much prefer your assessed essays,’ he said, looking quite guilty.

So discouraged was I, I didn’t write a complete manuscript again for twenty three years.

The manuscript was thrown in with my diaries, cards and love letters from my then girlfriend Julie (whom I was going to marry, who I loved with rare enthusiasm, until she shagged a soldier (or a sailor) on a student bingo one night on Union Street, transforming a naïve young lad from Nottingham into the elephant-skinned cynic he is today), into a suitcase and stored in my dad’s loft. 

I tried to look for it a while back, but it had gone. Probably for the best.

Blockbusters

The Ritual, which was written from January to March 2012, is the son and daughter of that manuscript. At the time, in the eighties, I was reading King, Herbert, Sharman, Hawkey, the amazing Peter Straub, the last embers of the New English Library literati, and anything I could get my hands on. 

I must have read every single modern horror paperback printed between 1980 and 1985. Then I stopped. Just like that. I was no longer interested in horror fiction. The desire just left me behind.

So why The Ritual? 

I guess it was something from my unconscious, a debt to be paid to all those authors who taught to me to read and write more than any English teacher did at the rather brutal school I was forced to attend as a child. 

But mainly, I wrote it because I realised that no one writes long books any more.

Almost every book I read in those years, (the late seventies to the middle eighties), was a long read, a shoebox, a doorstop sandwich. 

Something which could last at least a week of a fortnight’s beach holiday in Benidorm. A book you couldn’t slide into a jacket pocket. And all this with size ten Times New Roman. Big books. 

A big, memorable read.

After a standard sized opener (Carrie), shockmeister Stephen King wrote three long classics in a row: The Shining, which is a monster of a book and possibly the greatest horror book ever written, Salem’s Lot, which is a long, long book about vampires which still has the capacity to curdle milk, and most colossal of all, The Stand.



Not particularly horror, but very, very long and scary in parts. King memorably described the latter as his Vietnam War and it nearly drove him mad.

His friend and confidante Peter Straub seemed incapable of writing a short book at the time and wrote three increasingly scary novels - a loose horror trilogy, Shadowland, the brilliant Ghost Story, and the book that most inspired The Ritual, the unbelievable Floating Dragon.




(Straub turned to horror after his serious literature novels sold in the tens and then returned to serious literature without ever replicating the success of this trilogy – by some way the best written horror novels in history).

Other authors followed suit with the big long books: There’s the magnificent Harvest Home by Thomas Tryon (which will knock your head off) and Judgement Day by Nick Sharman. Long long books. You can still find these books now in second hand shops and online.

The reincarnation of the blockbuster

Then, as soon as I disappeared from the world of horror fiction, it appeared that so did the long novel. 

When I started writing, I was surprised to see that Amazon classed 50,000 words as a Novel and 80,000 words as moving into Epic territory. I had to laugh. I wouldn’t buy a book as short as 50k. I’d only just be getting into it and I would feel cheated. It seems that not only music, films and TV had descended into dumbed down status.

So, bearing all this in mind, I decided to write a horror novel. A big, epic horror blockbuster.

My favourite genre in horror is the Resurrect Lucifer genre. 

Satan Worshippers. You can keep vampires and zombies and all that – they don’t exist and thus, I am uninterested in reading about them, 

But near me, is a coven of witches. 

Near where I live, in a small village near Mansfield, there is rumoured to be a sect of wife swapping devil worshippers from all over the East Midlands who sacrifice goats, and black chickens and white cockerels on certain nights of the year.

Walpurgisnacht. April 30th/May 1st. The night the witches dance.

Near me, are Druids.

Real people. Messing about with the occult. Some of them are trying to resurrect Satan.

Love it!

The Ritual: Contents

Original Pre July Cover designed by
Igor and Oleg Designs of Carpathia

The motif for Green Wizard is Ordinary People. Extraordinary Situations. The Ritual fits it like a glove.

So The Ritual is about a satanic cult of American devil worshippers who follow a mother and a daughter from Ohio to the prosperous town of Wheatley Fields

It’s not clear why they do so. Mum (the MILFY, Lindsay Wagner look-a-like, Phillippa) and Daughter (the angry, outlandish, England-hating Emo, Jennifer), are unaware of the stalking until strange things start to happen in their lives. 
And the strangeness transfers to the posh, insular people who live in the town which begins to erupt. 

People die horribly. Unexplained deaths. Missing people. Strange animals. An infestation of  ravens. Worms consuming gardens. Ephemeral shadows everywhere just under the level of perception. A terrifying spider visiting each house. An uncatchable spider, unnaturally fast, the size of a saucer.

The church is taken over by the handsome and popular American, The Reverend Starkweather. Shops are bought for amazing prices and before you know it, the Americans are coming in force. Soon. You cannot get a hotel room anywhere. There is an event coming to Wheatley Fields. A once in a lifetime event.

Oblivious, Phillippa and Jennifer try to get on with their lives – until one day, it’s too late.


It’s wacky, intense, bloody, sexy, fast paced, cheeky, gory, political, has a core of social comment and a skin of bleak 2012 reality, and it ends in a Crank-style climatic bloodbath I haven't seen in years.

Chapter's 36 and 41 are well over the top, as are the Uppity Box chapters. The characters are engaging and likeable, even when they are no supposed to be. There are references to over fifty Hammer Horror films. 

There are historical references, there is psychic phenomena; there are gorgeous lipstick lesbians, massive explosions, disappearing things, horrible animal infestations, doppelgangers, evil American villains, nasty English snobs getting their just desserts - and some mint jokes.  

(NB: "mint" is British English for "great")

And there three twists which none of my proofreaders spotted. 

Talking about myself? I generally hate  my own work and I absolutely detest having to market my work on FB, Goodreads and worst of all - the absolute worst of all - Twitter. 

But I can read this book over and over again.  It has everything I want to read in a book.

Gosh, that was a long and self indulgent article!! Enjoy. Love, Wiz xx

Oh. The original title for The Ritual was The Daughter of Satan


TDOS cover
Igor and Oleg Designs 2012





Sunday, 9 December 2012

Thursday, 6 December 2012

E-book sale

From tomorrow, all my books on Kindle will be slashed in price.

$2.99 for US readers

£1.87 for UK readers

With the exception of one more promo, my books will NEVER be offered free again, but at the same time, they will ALWAYS be this price.

UK readers can get five books for  a tenner. I estimate that's a months worth of reading.

For five of my books, I have never had less than a 5* review. 

Just thought I'd let you know!!













Sunday, 4 November 2012

Tellytubbies

November.
NaNoWriMo
300,000 writers.
50,000 words.

I actually thought there was a prize for this, but there isn't, so there is absolutely no point me trying. I have six books out there. One which is 70,000 words and which I wrote in one month - including 42,000 words in a weekend, so I have nothing to prove. So, as the Dragons say when confronted with yet another grovelling wannabe. "I'm Out."

For those of you entering NaNoWriMo - an exercise which seems to me reduces the status of novelist to its lowest common denominator and in doing so reinforces the stereotype that writing is easy and thus worthless - I wish you the best of luck and I look forward to reading the 300,000 works of art which emerge from the exercise with rare enthusiasm.

Oh, and NaNoWriMo reminds me of the fifth Tellytubby. :-) Hence the title.

Love you all. Wiz xx

Saturday, 3 November 2012

Green Wizard Rainy Saturday News

The Illustrated Woman is out in paperback, ladies and gentlemen.

*drum roll*




American readers - if you are interested in buying TIW in Paperback, please use Cspace! It's much better for my business and costs you nothing extra! Thank you.


So far, it has received mixed reviews. 
E
Though all the readers have found TIW to be a decent read and well written - and beautifully edited by my editor Mary Ann Bernal - the criticism has focused on the sex, which is probably a bit too hard.  

One of my biggest friends in this game couldn't finish it and, for a writer, that's the worst thing. 

My book Hollywood Shakedown was once slaughtered - I mean savaged, muntered, banjaxed and totally destroyed - by a friend of Kelly's and I didn't mind because she read every word. 

For a writer, the qualitative review doesn't matter in my opinion - its whether a piece is read or not, so when my friend wrote to me and said she couldn't finish it, I felt a failure. 

Then this happened again with another close female friend who felt the descriptions were just too hard.

Originally, I wrote this as an urban piece, like Carla, a dark romance-cum-love triangle and then decided to spice it up a bit due to dismal first quarter sales for Green Wizard. 

The spicing up, in retrospect, was probably a mistake, though I will challenge anyone who says the three chapters concerned are not well written. The collective erotica genre in Indielit is often - technically, at least - the skimpiest lode of decent writing and I know the three chapters concerned stand muster.

However, you CAN read The Illustrated Woman without reading the dirty chapters. It won't harm the experience.

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For a cleaner reading experience, Please avoid the two chapters named after Idomenus and the one named after Ajax
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Cuckolding: The Idomenus chapter is a description of the art of Cuckolding and that has also annoyed a couple of readers.

In the US, there is a fascinating and quite scary subculture of older white men who pay well endowed black men to service their wives.

I had never heard of it until I bumped into the practice on Tumbler when I was writing Carla - the chapter with Kenny undergoing Group Therapy.

On many occasions, they film the act. I'm told its an extreme form of swinging. I read about it in a state of astonishment and the notes I made form the crux of the Idomenus chapters.

If you're not interested in that stuff - as two or three of the readers have already found out - it can be a bit of an, er, awkward read.

I do think the story overall passes muster. Its 164 pages long and can be read in a morning over two cups of coffee and a doughnut. If you live in a city, you will recognise much of what goes on and the book covers age old themes. Choices. Decisions. Good guys/Bad guys. Poverty. Hopelessness. Redemption.

And tattoos.

Better still, its £5.99 in the UK and $8.99 in the US in PAPERBACK. (half those prices and less on Kindle).

Ideal Christmas stocking filler material, if you ask me! Just watch the hot stuff.

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NaNoWriMo: I'm joining in with this, even unofficially. The US National Novel Writing Month. 50k in a month. Anyone who knows me will also know that is what is known as a piece of piss. Any of the great pulp writers of the forties and fifties could do that standing on their heads - with typewriters - if they could keep off the whisky.

My working title. "Love, Nat.": A story of an English teacher who falls in love with a fifteen year old pupil.

Nothing exists so far. I'm off to watch Newmarket and then I'll have 2k tonight. I won't give a blow by blow because its too hard, but I will record the numbers.

Anyway, much more interesting stuff on the Cauldron on Tuesday.

Thanks for listening. Wizx

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An absolutely fantastic review of The Illustrated Woman by K-Trina Meador, reviewer for the Cross Plains Examiner in Texas and a great friend of the Indielit community.

http://www.examiner.com/review/the-illustrated-woman-by-mark-barry-1